
There was one supreme holiday every two years, and there was
nothing sad about it. This was not a family affair. It belonged
to everybody. The poorest kid in town had as much a share in
it as the mayor himself.
This was Election Day.
…the great holiday lasted a full thirty
hours. On election eve, the Tammany forces marched up and down
the avenues by torchlight, with bugles blaring and drums booming.
There was free beer for the men, and free firecrackers and
punk for the kids, and nobody slept that night.
When the day itself dawned, the city closed
up shop and had itself a big social time—visiting with itself, renewing
old acquaintances, kicking up old arguments—and voted.
About noon a hansom cab, courtesy of Tammany Hall, would pull
up in front of our house. Frenchie and Grandpa, dressed in their
best suits (which they otherwise wore only to weddings, bar mitzvahs
or funerals), would get in the cab and go clip-clop, in tip-top
style, off to the polls. When the carriage brought them back
they sat in the hansom as long as they could without the driver
getting sore, savoring every moment of their glory while they
puffed on their free Tammany cigars. …
About a half-hour later, the hansom cab would
reappear, and Frenchie and Grandpa would go off to vote again.
If it was a tough year, with a Reform movement threatening
the city, they’d
be taken to vote a third time.
Nobody was concerned over the fact that Grandpa
happened not to be a United States citizen, or that he couldn’t
read or write English.
Then came the Night. The streets were cleared
of horses, buggies and wagons. All crosstown traffic stopped. At
seven o’clock
firecrackers began to go off, the signal that the polls were
closed. Whopping and hollering, a whole generation of kids came
tumbling down out of the tenements and got their bonfires going.
By a quarter after seven, the East Side was ablaze…Grandpa
enjoyed the sight as much as I did, and he was flattered when I
left the rest of the boys to come up to share it with him. He pulled
his chair closer to the window and lit the butt of his Tammany
stogie. “Ah, we are lucky to be in America,” he said
in German, taking a deep drag on the cigar he got for voting illegally
and lifting his head to watch the shooting flames. “Ah, yes!
This is a true democracy.”
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